The Failed Policies of I Rock

Drunk Prom Date has heard the rumblings in the U.S. Senate about this I Rock thing. As true "collaborators" of rock we vehemently oppose the I Rock stance that our government has taken. We, Drunk Prom Date, have always rocked together and played out in direct opposition to the blatantly self-serving position of I Rock. Slurred Speech had a very profound discovery last weekend. After analyzing the letters in Drunk Prom Date he came to the conclusion that there is no I in Drunk Prom Date AND there is no I in rock. Coincidence? We think not. [A full analysis is available through the bipartisan multi-band The I Rock Study Group Report: The Way For We Rock -- A New Approach.] The Chadwicks, a longtime rock and roll rival of Drunk Prom Date, has come to DPD's side to stand together as one as we show the world the time is now to end this I Rock war. Let's us take the I out of Rock and inject Rock with We.

This concept is not new. It has been around for decades. Drunk Prom Date has long been a disciple of Ronnie James Dio, the former and now current singer of Black Sabbath. They are holding true to Mr. Dio's beliefs of a unified rock front. Mr. Dio was the first to proclaim an integrated rock force agenda. Below is a quote from Mr. Dio's 1984 address at Madison Square Garden, entitled "We Rock":

Cause We Rock, We Rock, see how We Rock
We Rock
That's rock
We Rock
We Rock

We couldn't have said it better ourselves. The current inane United States strategy on I Rock must end now! Please write your senator or congress person and tell them to stop this I Rock nonsense. It is time we, as a country, pull together and let our leaders know to end this I rock stance for We as a people rock together.

For more information please visit Monkey Pants Bar & Grill tomorrow night as Drunk Prom Date, along with The Earps, provides direction on how, together, we can stop this I Rock movement and show the world how We Rock!

Monkey Pants Bar & Grill
NE Corner Mill & Southern
Friday, April 26 @ 10p

In Rock We Trust,
Drunk Prom Date