Why won't J.D. Hayworth concede?

It's been over a week since the votes have been cast and still J.D. Hayworth refuses to give in that Drunk Prom Date is America's All Original Cover Band.

"Yo J.D. don't punk the boys of DPD," Drunk Prom Date's Senior Publicist Keyansha Roshanda Jefferson said on the steps of the Arizona Capitol. "Drunk Prom Date's been bustin' the Fifth Congress District since the super 80's girl when they was discovered openin' up for Tesla at the Big Surf. The Big Surf! That's right in the heart of Mister Hayworth's district. Yo J.D. listen, DPD has been representin' the peeps in D5 longer than you dog give them some respect!"

But yet since taking the post in 1994, not once has the 12-year Representative of the House partaken in a Drunk Prom Date show. During that time DPD has traveled all over the fifth district from the Tijuana Country Club in Ahwatukee, to Flicka's in Scottsdale and the Alamo Saloon in Fountain Hills. And God only knows how many shows at Monkey Pants Bar and Grill. It is surprising the neglect J.D. has given considering that the New Times' opinion poll ratings of Drunk Prom Date have steadily risen during the congressman's career.

Controversial bass player Wes Slayer stated, "I don't know if J.D. Hayworth is too busy getting his stomach stapled or trying to stay in the top 20 of most corrupt congress members, but it looks to me that during his tenure The Chadwicks sure did reap a great deal of success? Coincidence?"

The Chadwicks, who also play venues in the fifth district including the coveted New Years Fiesta Bowl bashes, refused to comment. One can't help to wonder if there is a link to the earmarks J.D. Hayworth inserted on House Bill 201-14.34 that set aside a large portion of monies for research on bands that can fill an audience with really hot chicks. Obviously something DPD has never done

Guitar player Unprovoked Anger screamed out, "The time has come for Representative Hayworth to admit that there is only one way to rock and it's with Drunk Prom Date. It's a fact and you know that it's true."

So rock the recount and join Drunk Prom Date at the "J.D. Hayworth Concede that Drunk Prom Date Really Rocks Rally" this Friday at Monkey Pants, right in the heart of Harry Mitchell's hometown of Tempe. There will be plenty of cake for J.D. to eat and chicken wings and root beer and all sorts of confections for his concession.

Join the stand:

Drunk Prom Date
Friday, November 17 @ 9p
Monkey Pants Bar & Grill on the NE corner of Mill & Southern

Bless you all,
Drunk Prom Date
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