Drunk Prom Date's closing arguments

Ladies and Gentlemen of the rock and roll jury, Drunk Prom Date pleads guilty to the charges of rocking under the influence of ABBA. In a court order issued by federal judge Hanley J. McCormick, III DPD is required to perform 4 hours of bone breaking, shoe tying, rib tickling community service while shackled in pink ribbons and yellow rubber bands.Drunk Prom Date has chosen to plead its rock and roll case this Saturday at Monkey Pants Bar & Grill, a drinking and eating establishment established in 1983 by an established mason named Steven Pants.

Help DPD get back onto the road to recovery by supporting them in their quest to do what is good and right.

Monkey Pants Bar & Grill
3223 South Mill Ave – NE corner of Mill/Southern
Saturday July 24 @ 9p
www.monkeypantsbar.com

We fought the law and the law won,
The chain gang of Drunk Prom Date
www.drunkpromdate.com