The Doctor is in and out of love

For some unbeknownst reason many of Drunk Prom Date fans have not been getting their recommended daily allowance of minerals such as calcium, iron, and rock. We called our personal physician Dr. David Love, from Boston, and asked him for a diagnosis. After several weeks of random tests on sea monkeys, gibbons, and albino jack-a-lopes Dr. Love concluded that numerous followers of the Drunk Prom Date suffer from what he has termed “Moody Blues” due to a lack of Air Supply to the part of the brain that causes Violent Femmes. Dr. Love’s colleague Dr. Detroit, from Chicago, concurred with Dr. Love’s diagnosis and suggested a unique, albeit highly controversial, treatment call “The Cure.” Immediately Dr. Stephen Feelgood, from Kansas, agreed stating that Drunk Prom Date is like bad medicine, and bad medicine is what you need.

So get ready to turn your heads and cough as Drunk Prom Date fills your rock & roll prescription when they hit the stage at Monkey Pants Bar & Grill this Friday at 9pm. As we are all aware DPD’s talent is hard to swallow and it takes more than a spoonful of sugar to help the music go down. That is why we are recommending two pints of liquids before the timbre of the screeching guitars and the din of the vocalist become a comfortably numbing experience on the brain.

How do you spell relief? D.P.D.
Friday, June 11 @ 9p
Monkey Pants Bar & Grill (Don’t be fooled, the sign out front says Down The Hatch, but it’s Monkey Pants inside and out)
NE corner of Mill Ave/Southern in Tempe

See map at www.monkeypantsbar.com

Be well,
The infectious Drunk Prom Date
www.drunkpromdate.com