Drunk Prom Date succumbs to peer pressure

Upholding their community service agreement the chain gang that is known as Drunk Prom Date will be rocking your ascots off this Friday, September 5 at Evolution Bar in Phoenix @ 9p. That means, under the terms of the settlement, there won’t be a cover charge and the only monies exchanged will be for cheap New Castle beer, $2 you call its, long Islands and drafts. You won’t have to pay a penny for a free gift from Fascinations Superstores or a nickel to register to win fabulous prizes, or drop a single dime to hear kick ass rock and roll tunes. And best of all you can put that quarter back into your pocket, because you can sleep with any or all of the band members for absolutely nothing.

Jerry Lundegaard would say, “This a good deal, Wade.” and we tend to agree with everything Jerry Lundegaard says. So come on out and see America’s All Original Cover band.

Friday, September 5 @ 9p
Evolution Bar
32nd Street/Greenway

Money for nothing and the chips for free.
Drunk Prom Date